1001 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In DND (All editions)...

186. Attempt to craft your own world by the use of your players turn dm
187. Change said world after thier turn to be dm
188. Feeling the wrath of the current DM hurts...

alright there should be no errors now

189. Make the world an almighty soar-whale...

190. Make sure to keep an eye on the ram python at all times

191. Make sure ram python doesn't get bored

192. Once an enemy gets into the vision range / firing range of the ram python, get out of the range of the ram python

193. The ram python is happy with live ammo... :D

(God I loved that cannon...)

194. Buy a plot of land outside the city walls to build a farm to become a citizen of the city to get the warriors guild help to fight a bunch of kobolds.

195.Start as an apprentice at a blacksmith's shop to make money while your partner dances on the street for more money.
-'cause that obviously leads to a nazi invaision and the town slowly tuning into a swamp,ware a black dragon decides to live-

196.Crouch in the shadows for two weeks just attack a guard during a new moon.

197.Never assume that no matter when you "start" making characters that the game will start before midnight.

H.C. Epicer wrote:

197.Never assume that no matter when you "start" making characters that the game will start before midnight.

Or start at all >.>

198. no longer able to steal from fellow players
199. no longer able to use the nine lives sword on fellow players (for cassie)
200. no longer able to waste time to steal what little copper the local drunks have

Kevin wrote:

198. no longer able to steal from fellow players

gay.

201. no longer able to play as a female in order to seduce male npcs... and pcs

202. No longer allowed to play Minesweeper with the Avenger.

203. No longer allowed to celebrate Centauriusmas.

Marshall wrote:

203. No longer allowed to celebrate Centauriusmas.

lol

Marshall wrote:

203. No longer allowed to celebrate Centauriusmas.

204. No longer allowed to steal Centauriusmas.

Ryan wrote:

Marshall wrote:

203. No longer allowed to celebrate Centauriusmas.

204. No longer allowed to steal Centauriusmas.

SANTORIOUS! DAMMIT!


That if you were referring to that one christmas campaign with me....

Bidoof wrote:

Ryan wrote:

Marshall wrote:

203. No longer allowed to celebrate Centauriusmas.

204. No longer allowed to steal Centauriusmas.

SANTORIOUS! DAMMIT!


That if you were referring to that one christmas campaign with me....

What else would we be referring to?
Well, excuse me if I pictured him as an extremely fat and obese Centaurius.

lol?

Bidoof wrote:

Ryan wrote:

Marshall wrote:

203. No longer allowed to celebrate Centauriusmas.

204. No longer allowed to steal Centauriusmas.

SANTORIOUS! DAMMIT!


That if you were referring to that one christmas campaign with me....

I thought Marshal's spelling to be a bit off, but for the sake of consistancy, I stuck with his writing. Not to mention that I had no idea how to spell it myself

Yaaa, outside of how crazy that was, it was a good campain. Crazy adventurers and the way they always wear amulets before they get them identified

Ryan wrote:

Bidoof wrote:

Ryan wrote:

Marshall wrote:

203. No longer allowed to celebrate Centauriusmas.

204. No longer allowed to steal Centauriusmas.

SANTORIOUS! DAMMIT!


That if you were referring to that one christmas campaign with me....

I thought Marshal's spelling to be a bit off, but for the sake of consistancy, I stuck with his writing. Not to mention that I had no idea how to spell it myself

Yaaa, outside of how crazy that was, it was a good campain. Crazy adventurers and the way they always wear amulets before they get them identified

They need to bring much more cursed equipment back into the game!

205. Allow couples to play in the same game, they'll just try to kill each other the whole time.

=D

206. I am no longer allowed to use the wizard as a flank.

207: Do not ask what size the dwarf/protoss's Tarresqueticles are. (Even for reference.)

208. Not allowed to assume that the party members will be respectful of my personal belongings.

Marshall wrote:

208. Not allowed to assume that the party members will be respectful of my personal belongings.

shut up nigger

and stay roped to the shop like a good double nigger