1001 Things I Am No Longer Allowed To Do In DND (All editions)...

133. (Fix) The DM is always right. Unless the rules prove him wrong.

134. the dm is the rules

Marshall wrote:

Ryan, you copy-paster.
That's cheating.

Oh come now, such harsh words...I only took reasons that I posted; I could have easily taken all 2500+ reasons and copy-pasted them, but no! I stuck with my OWN imagination. Secondly, I didn't even post all of my previous things, just the one's I considered best. And now, to continue:

135. May not use logic
136. May not argue with the DM, even when he is wrong (see rules 130 and 135)
137. May not play with my invincible, unlimited power charecter, even though he is entirely 3.0 legal (yes Xandrophone, he greater even than the mighty pun-pun; PM for details)
138. May not cry out in despair when the DM smiles
139. May not go to sleep at night without putting someone on watch (self-inflicted)
140. May not go to sleep at night without putting someone COMPETENT on watch (group-inflicted; swordarchon would get this one)
141. May not split the party (no matter how stupid the alternative may be)
142. May not listen when the DM tries to give the group extra information (self-inflicted; this only leads to bad things)
143. May not play a charecter who is not optimized without first consulting the rest of the party
144. May not assume that flying above the ground will not trigger the trap

145. Cheeto doors are bound to be eaten.
146. Red flowers = bad.
147. but, not as bad as the swarms of pixies, if you hurt a blue flower.
148. It's all fun and games until someone loses a mount.
149. and most of their constitution score.

150. May not tell other players why their charecters/actions are illegal.
151. May not be mad when the DM finally manages to kill my charecter; only sad.
152. May not play "Burn," or a similairly powergamed, min/maxed charecter in vengeance. (any other reason is fine)

153. Can not, may not, and will not try to get around a big hole in the ground. (Just jump in before the midget pushes you, there's no other way)

::glares at Justin::

::glares at Amanda too::

154. Just because you're in training, doesn't mean that the enemy won't use live ammunition.

155. Have one of the suckiest characters and still live after everyone was 'spose to die.

156. Create a city in the wall of a canyon (drow city) and call it "hole-in-the-wall"

::looks at imondoncan::

157. Cannot run away from the Rehmoraz

*Glares at Justin*

*turns away*

*Glares at Justin again*

*turns away again*

*Glares at Justin a third time*

158. have a magically construc5ted door by the name of "DOOR CAMEL!!!"

Justin wrote:

158. have a magically construc5ted door by the name of "DOOR CAMEL!!!"

You bastard.

159. DM'ing is more fun when there is at least one stupid person in the group.
160. However, you cannot target him specifically.
161. However, he can walk into stuff that will kill him.
162. Skull-Skull is the new greatest game ever.
163. You will not like Skull-Skull, until you are the one playing.
164. If you fail a perception check, it does not mean nothing bad happens.
165. It just means you didn't see anything bad happen.

166. I may not overkill a 4.0 minion by any more than 12x its hit points (I think I dealt something like 25x its hit point in the end)

167. I may have one 20 in my stats.
168. However, if the rest of your stats are above 14, the DM gets to watch you re-roll.
169. Die, and stay dead, when there are Undead Overlords nearby.
170. May not have a 4.0 Wizard with a standard AC of 18. At first level.

171. Apparently I can no longer trust people to make their characters with decent freakin' stats.

Xandrophone wrote:

171. Apparently I can no longer trust people to make their characters with decent freakin' stats.

Ouch, Xander.

172. May not neglect my duties as "The Rulebook" (i'm working on this one...fourth edition is much harder to wrap my head around).

173. throw wild and crazy parties at ryans house with his permission..
174. go above his head to get the job done :P

175. I'm no longer allowed to stay up all night reading the D&D books! (Seriously, those things are long!) You start at 5pm and next thing you know 300 pages later it's 1am and you wonder where all the time went.
176. I'm not allowed to ask people what their favorite color is as part of a trap. (I swear it used to work really well)
177. I'm no longer able to assume a quick one hour adventure will take less than four.

178. Am no longer allowed to wear a Buly's Cap of Dunce

179. I am not allowed to roll two natural 1's with one die 20.
180. Do not threaten the obviously pissed off pirates, when you're split up from your party. You'll end up knocked out, and chained up, if the DM is feeling generous.

O.O ryan that is my dunce cap!!!!
oh and
181. I am no longer allowed to steal the local inns pillows

182. Design a massively huge sea campaign which takes several weeks to set up and have the entire party design a ship for said adventure only to have it slowly ripped apart by a massive zombie kraken shortly after devouring a small dog, which was shortly there after spit back up onto the deck and transformed into a zombie dog, rinse wash and repeat for entire party except for the 4 survivors, also since someone was gone transform them into a zombie god from the zombie kraken.

Marshall wrote:

180. Do not threaten the obviously pissed off pirates, when you're split up from your party. You'll end up knocked out, and chained up, if the DM is feeling generous.

183. May never enter a roleplaying encounter with the expectation that the DM will stick to the rules.
184. May never ask another party member "are you drunk?"
185. May never throw a grappling hook out the window unaimed

Ryan wrote:

Marshall wrote:

180. Do not threaten the obviously pissed off pirates, when you're split up from your party. You'll end up knocked out, and chained up, if the DM is feeling generous.

184. May never ask another party member "are you drunk?"

184b. Especially if he's the paladin.